Quote Grenade
Celebrating the world's great thinkers and then mocking them.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Peace
From
Ralph Waldo Emerson
, writer and philosopher (1803-1882)
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
That, and maybe winning the lottery.
Photo credit:
Patrick Moore
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Optimism
From
Voltaire
(1694 - 1778), writer and philosopher
If we do not find anything pleasant, at least we will find something new.
Except when cleaning the refrigerator. Then we get old and unpleasant.
Photo credit:
Tim & Annette
Monday, December 13, 2010
Leadership
From
J.R.R. Tolkien
(1892 - 1973), author
One ring to rule them all,
One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.
Kind of like an MLM.
Photo credit:
Ruxandra Moldoveanu
Friday, December 10, 2010
Happiness
From
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
, poet (1772-1834)
The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions--the little, soon-forgotten charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look or heartfelt compliment.
Maybe, but I'll take money and power, instead.
Photo credit:
Benjamin Earwicker
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Discovery
From
Plato
, philosopher (427-347 BCE)
You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of discussion.
Because there's nothing like playing sports to reveal the competitive jerk you really are.
Photo credit:
Brierley
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Mind
From
Colin Wilson
, (1931 - ) writer and philosopher
The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
Use the Force, Luke.
Photo credit:
Charlotte Na
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Heart
From
Edward Bulwer-Lytton
, writer (1803-1873)
A good heart is better than all the heads in the world.
Which is why cannibals have better taste than zombies. They eat hearts, not brains.
Photo credit:
Maare Liiv
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Proverbs
Spanish
Proverb
On a long journey even a straw weighs heavy.
Which is why we need baggage check.
Photo credit:
m1ke
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Preparation
From
Miguel de Cervantes
, novelist and poet (1547 - 1616)
Forewarned, forearmed; to be prepared is half the victory.
The other half is knowing how to shoot straight.
Photo credit:
Jay Lopez
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Sunshine
From
Helen Keller
, author and activist (1880 - 1968)
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
And eventually go blind from retinal damage.
Wait ... maybe that's what she
wanted
to happen ...
Photo credit:
Iker
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Integrity
From
Albert Camus
(1913 - 1960), Nobel Prize winning author and philosopher.
Integrity has no need of rules.
Which is why Integrity is serving 30 years to life.
Photo credit: Jason Morrison
Monday, November 1, 2010
Action
From
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
(1749-1832)
Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.
Wanting is not enough; we must have money.
Photo credit:
Simona Dumitru
Friday, October 29, 2010
Travel
From
Robert Louis Stevenson
(1850 – 1894), novelist and poet
For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.
Because after the affair, she gets the house.
Photo credit:
Jason M.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Memories
From
Robert Louis Stevenson
(1850 – 1894), novelist and poet
Death is conquered by the memories we leave in the minds of the living.
Either that or good medical care.
Photo credit:
Eduard Trag
Friday, October 22, 2010
Life
From
Charan Singh
, mystic (1916-1990)
Man's life does not commence in the womb and never ends in the grave.
Unless, of course, you're buried alive.
Photo credit:
Emil Liljeström
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Knowledge
From
Orson Scott Card
-
Children of the Mind
Knowledge is just opinion that you trust enough to act upon.
I just wish you weren't so opinionated.
Photo credit:
Ove Tøpfer
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Time
From
Henry David Thoreau
, naturalist and author (1817-1862)
A man may be very industrious, and yet not spend his time well.
Kind of like you're doing, right now.
Photo credit:
Frank Köhne
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Truth
From the
Dalai Lama
In our struggle for freedom, truth is the only weapon we possess.
Which is why we keep getting mugged.
Photo credit:
Miguel Saavedra
Monday, October 18, 2010
Meeting
From the
Dalai Lama
.
Every person you meet is changed by the meeting. You alone have the power to determine how.
I just wish you hadn't chosen to meet with me.
Photo credit:
Carl Dwyer
Friday, October 15, 2010
Seeing
From
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
, writer and aviator (1900 - 1944)
It is only with the heart that one sees rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye.
Unless you understand physiology. Then it's eyes for seeing, all the way.
Photo credit:
Iudit
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Kindness
From
Ralph Waldo Emerson,
writer and philosopher (1803-1882)
You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
But 2:30 AM is always be too early.
Photo credit:
SP Veres
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Inspiriation
From
Ralph Waldo Emerson
, writer and philosopher (1803-1882)
Our chief want is someone who will inspire us to be what we know we could be.
That and someone to pay off our student loans.
Photo Credit:
Victor Iglesias
Monday, October 11, 2010
Liberty
Epitaph on the grave of
Matilda Joslyn Gage
, suffragist, abolitionist (1826-1898)
There is a word sweeter than mother, home or heaven -- That word is liberty.
It would have been fruit pie, but that's two words.
Photo credit:
Pablo Celsi
Friday, October 8, 2010
Greatness
From
Blaise Pascal
, philosopher and mathematician (1623-1662)
A man does not show his greatness by being at one extremity, but rather by touching both at once.
Until the restraining order was issued.
Photo credit:
Steve Todey
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Knowledge
From
Hal Borland
, journalist (1900-1978)
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.
Knowing weeds, I can appreciate herbicides.
Photo credit:
Lars Sundstrom
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